I think we need to complie a dictionary for the Scumball event. This will consist of suitable quotes that we must endeavour to use during the trip. As a form of incentive, we should grade the entries on a scale of 1-10 for difficulty. 1 being easily slipped into conversation. 10 being so obscure that you really can’t see how anyone would every use it. The passenger with the highest score at the end of the trip will be crowned King of the Dic’!

Here is the first entry.

“Purge the Cabin”

Rolling the windows down on a vehicle for some fresh air, usually after one of the passengers has passed gas.

“Gawd damn that’s foul! Purge the cabin before we suffocate back here!”

Score 1